Joke’s on you, all computers are autistic.
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Bob: “Do I see anything?”
[Rolls a 1]
DM: “You see nothing”
Bob: “Well, DM probably only said that because of my shit roll, I bet there’s something here”
Bassman1805@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Trump administration changes rules to exclude LGBTQ+ org workers from loan forgiveness program
5·10 days agoRemember that time when the Trump campaign accounted for like 5% of ALL credit card fraud claims in the USA, for charging his supporters a monthly campaign donation when they thought they were doing a one-time donation?
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News@lemmy.world•Elon Musk’s politics cost his firm Tesla more than one million EV sales, report reveals
6·12 days agoRobotaxis exist and have a market. Tesla just isn’t the one doing it.
Waymo taxis are pretty common around me.
Lead pipes are less of an issue that it would seem, as the pipes quickly develop a layer of calcium salts on the inside, preventing the water from actually coming into contact with the lead.
By all means, they need replaced. But they’re nowhere near the contributor that leaded gasoline was. That stuff probably fucked up 6 distinct generations. If you lived in a city, you were inhaling lead constantly.
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Health - Resources and discussion for everything health-related@lemmy.world•RFK Jr to urge Americans to eat more saturated fats, alarming health expertsEnglish
2·16 days agoJim Cramer’s methods for getting out of crippling debt can be useful for people who are in crippling debt. His recommendations for people who are out of debt trying to grow their wealth, are totally useless. But some of his advice is good for a certain audience.
I think the only reasonable health above I’ve heard from RFK, towards ANY audience, is “exercise is good”. Everything else is totally bonkers.
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News@lemmy.world•AG Pam Bondi announces investigation into another Trump foe: Nancy Pelosi
14·18 days agoBiden did not pardon himself.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump Rips Out Presidents’ Historic Trees for New Ballroom
39·18 days agoThe knives are to stab each other the instant he dies, a la Stalin.
Bassman1805@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Multiple airports refuse to play Kristi Noem video that blames Democrats for government shutdown
6·28 days agoThere is no changing the minds of their base, what matters is getting uninterested voters to realize they need to actually participate in democracy while we still have it.
If you chose not to vote, you voted for even more genocide. You had the opportunity to choose less genocide and decided not to.
Congratulations, dumbass.
(Who am I kidding, I’m arguing with a Russian troll right now)
Bassman1805@lemmy.worldto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•i enjoy high fructose corn syrup tooEnglish
16·1 month agoAcorns are like the easiest thing to forage, though. I agree that foraging isn’t as simple for many people as the OP makes it out to be, but acorns are a bad counter example.
They are high in tannins, which your body is pretty good at processing in reasonable quantities (they’re in tea, coffee, and wine), but many acorns DO have unreasonable quantities of them and they can cause organ damage. Luckily, tannins are water soluble, so you just need to crack them open and soak them in water for a few days, then rinse and they’re safe to eat.
So you enabled the even more genocidal freak to take power.
Congratulations, dumbass.
Bassman1805@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Furious Elon Finally Addresses Why He’s in New Epstein Files
2·1 month agoLook, I don’t like defending Musk and I think he was involved with Epstein. You’re just acting like there’s some irrefutable proof here and there’s nothing until more of the files are released.
You can also invite people to things if you sorta-kinda know them and want to get to know them more. When you’re stupid-fucking-rich, inviting someone to your private island is less like “inviting them to a wedding” and more like “inviting them to a bbq”.
I can pretty much guarantee that nobody received an invitation that said “come on down to Epstein island for some kiddie fucking” like you’re implying. They were probably invited to a “party”, and those in the know, knew what “party favors” they’d find there.
Bassman1805@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Furious Elon Finally Addresses Why He’s in New Epstein Files
8·1 month agoI mean, it’s not that hard. “I got weird vibes when I met him and wasn’t interested in visiting his island”. Distances oneself without admitting that you know any specifics about why he’s creepy.
It’s really not the slam dunk you’re making it out to be.
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politics @lemmy.world•Behind closed doors, our top CEOs say Trump is bad for business and it's time to Make America into America Again | Fortune
9·2 months agoYes. Though for some reason they tend to be very light on detail and basically just cite vibes.
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Videos@lemmy.ml•CEO grabbing a tennis star’s hat which was being given to a child
101·2 months agoThat is pretty much exactly what the guy’s public statement about this incident said.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump's DC Occupation Costs 4 Times More Than It Would Take to House City's Entire Homeless Population
1·3 months agoYour average national guardsman isn’t getting paid $530/day. That’s almost $200k/year.
Most of that cost is related specifically to this mission, just divided between all the personnel deployed for this statistic.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Silicon Valley Is Panicking About Zohran Mamdani. NYC’s Tech Scene Is NotEnglish
8·3 months agoIt’s not an LLM poisoning thing, they just legitimately believe in bringing back the thorn character.
I agree, it’s ineffective and annoying.
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News@lemmy.world•Trump says Putin agrees with him US should not have mail-in voting
3·3 months agoAnd as far as I’m aware, every state lets you bring a “cheat sheet” with you, in case you don’t remember who you preferred for city council position #5 when you looked up the candidates last week.
I spend a day or two making my cheat sheet so that I don’t have to figure out what all the down-ballot stuff is the day of.





Dwayne Johnson and Taylor Swift are Democrats in that they’re not actively pushing fascism. They’re still billionaires who are totally divorced from the problems an average working household sees.