Power move
I’d totally do this on purpose
As did they.
Absolute power move.
Simultaneously a threat and an incentive!
Assert dominance by showing everyone your dildo on live TV.
I do 3D scanning for one of the more popular high end sites. The guys coat their junk in smooth on & pour silicon in the resulting plaster mold, then send that to me to scan, embedded pubes & all. Not my favorite job but it’s an honest living. Just wish they’d send me some silicon vaginas every once in a while.
Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing
Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing
Yeah, who keeps a dildo on their bookshelf on full display, unless they want it to be seen?
Me, though it’s more indifference than active desire
Brought my wife’s bad dragon collection out so she could show a friend the different firm esses and my ADHD ass put one on the shelf
It’s been there for months, keeps getting put back there
I could go move it right now if I wanted but now that’s it’s place now
Heh, firm esses.
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Imagine losing some hair like that.
All I can imagine right now is the sound of a plucked guitar string.
Followed by an involuntary strained human yell.
What’s wrong with that.
Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
That’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys
Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon
Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a ‘until they’re gone’ surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers… They have holiday cock lights, too now!
Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave.
I wouldn’t exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category
Depends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day
I hear it has its ups and downs
Lots of in, lotta outs…
Be the change you want to see in the world, I believe in you
No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them.
There’s professional porn actor and prostitute probably.
Well, shit. Touche.
Sam is the best
That’s brilliant!!
What? She likes sex? Such a freak! What a scandal! /i
Yeah, I’m sure the calls of ‘neckbeard’ and ‘incel’ would be non-existent if it were a male subject with his fleshlight on full display.
Oh they’d be 20 times louder with the hate if it was a dude and a fleshlight.
Which would be equally stupid.
Stopping to taboo sex would be advantageous for everyone.
Her liking sex/masturbation isn’t bad. It’s just kinda awkward to accidentally let millions of people see your sex toys.
It’s only taboo because of conservative evangelism, really. Like the difference in how the US vs Europe perceives sex vs. violence.
Can I get a “fuck puritans”?
Nah, I’ll go with “this one is awkward for everyone”. If it were a casual podcast, sure, who gives a shit, but on a serious interview? Weird.
I just chuckled. That people are focusing in on the background for what is a “serious interview,” that in itself is weird. I’d be focused on the interview, regardless.
We should continue to normalise that topic such that no one needs to feel like this is awkward.
On a shelf though? Doesn’t dust adhere to rubbery or siliconey stuff? I would have though in a drawer would be more hygienic.
It only collects dust if it sits around for a while. If it’s on the bookshelf, it’s probably not going unused for terribly long. Good for her!
saves time keeping your dildo next to your smut literature
Either 100% deliberate or a prank by a mate. Either way. Win.
Last time this made the rounds, it was said she didn’t know the dildo was there, a friend put it there as a prank. It was also said she deleted all her social media and whatnot afterwards too. I don’t have source and admit I can be totally off
Good prank and also saved her friend from the horror of social media…sounds like a win win
Girthy little guy, isn’t he?
At least it wasn’t stereotypically black
It should have been. This is the BBC after all.
Black goes with everything and hides stains better than lighter colors.
Good for her.
… I’m not even upset. That’s impressive. Quite a specimen she has there. Very nice.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s dildo.
It’s a wide unit, I’ll give it that.
Width is more important than length
Genuine question because I have no idea who that is, did she do this on purpose so that people would be fished into watching the video and therefore listening to what she is saying there?
Definitely. What kind of animal stores a dildo on their bookshelf. You’re supposed to keep it safely tucked inside yourself.
At ALL times!
But what if you have more dildos than you have orifices? If it’s a suction dildo, yes, it belongs stuck to a window, preferably a ground floor front one, but if it’s not suction or you run out of window space and already have a centerpiece for your kitchen table, then a bookshelf is the next most natural place.
Get more orifices, obviously
Seriously. Pst, they clearly didn’t learn anything from Sponge Bob.
She went on the BBC (no pun intended) to talk about her problems finding employment.
So it’s possible but my spidey sense is she’s doing it for a laugh.
However normal reminder, don’t put anything in backgrounds that you don’t want screen capped and sent first to your colleagues and subsequently to the world. Aka passwords, pin numbers, phone numbers, notes, org charts, technical artefacts or business sensitive information (including whiteboards)
Fuckin coke can of a dong
A dildo, OUTRAGEOUS! Bring the fainting bed!
Thousands of sensitive alpha males suddenly feel inadequate.
The fall of men. The mightiest final enemy… Rubber
A BWC on BBC.
I’ve heard people say “the BBC”.
I’ve heard people say “BBC News”.
Ive never heard anyone say “the BBC News”.
…
and that cock isn’t even black.
