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AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

There’s always someone who takes things literally

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There’s always someone who takes things literally

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AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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Attached: 1 image imagine being a teen and having an awkward first time with your first bf then see an article years later where you find he's since fucked 699 cars
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    … I wonder abut the human mate - just how much car-shaped were they or perhaps how mechanical were their parts …

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      “Are you sure you want me to dress up like Optimus Prime?”

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        “And only in truck form?”

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    I hope for self-driving cars so that we can have sex in cars, not with cars.

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      take your bikes and ride to a nice place where you can have what you please, instead of wishing for uncomfortable sex in a moving box

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        Well with self-driving cars, we wouldn’t have the need for seats to always be seats. They could turn into beds or something like that. Easily enough.

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          You’ve been able to do that for decades with non-self-driving cars, as long as you park first. They didn’t call 'em shaggin’ wagons for nothing!

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            But I don’t want to drive on long road trips. I’d rather be doing something much more enjoyable. And with self-driving cars, I could.

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              take a train then?

              think of all the possibilities

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          what do you do with the belt?

          plug it in your ass, so the bot can fish you back in after the accident?

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      Why do people want to stay inside cars so much? It’s the same weird thing with drive-throughs and eating inside a car.

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