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OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Carefully word your wishes

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Carefully word your wishes

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OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Hot Saucerman@lemmy.mlBanned
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    Kid said “a day.” That seems like making him Batman for (the rest of their short) life.

    • wolf@sh.itjust.works
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      It is a day if the kid doesn’t live tomorrow…

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      Guess who the target tomorrow is

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      After a day, they shot him too.

      • psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Lol that killed me.

        The Make-a-wish foundation visits a sick child and gift it dead parents, realizing their mistake they proceed to kill the child after one day of anguish, respectfully shake hands and congratulate each other for another job well done.

      • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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        Impossible, he’s Batman!

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          Not after the day he isn’t

    • StalksEveryone@lemmy.villa-straylight.social
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      Immersion is everything. the kids gotta believe it’s happening for real

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      They clearly gave him a day to live.

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    To be fair dead parents can’t be sad about their child dying.

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    As Sir Francis of the Filth once said “it looks like the Make a Wish Foundation really stepped its game up”.

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    Make him the Adam West batman

    • OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      The foundation is like a monkey’s paw, be careful what you wish for. 😵

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