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Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Philo@lemm.ee to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social
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    If they don’t resist, it’s a kid napping.

  • account abandoned@lemmy.world
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    Then you should kidnap

    • El Barto@lemmy.world
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      Kidnaps happen lot. If you don’t believe me, lock it up.

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    Yeah, but if they help themselves to a nap, it’s aiding a bedding.

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      Oh that’s good.

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    The level of dadness in this joke is off the charts

  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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    Refusing to nap? Straight to jail.

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    deleted by creator

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      • Godric@lemmy.world
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        I don’t know how to make spoiler/blackedout text so I’m not just a loud degen shitting up the thread for the civilized

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