Oof, I feel this right in the back problems.

Buddy on the right looking like:

Who can afford a full hat in this economy?

You can swargo my balls.

"What? How can you do this? This is outrageous. It’s unfair!

How can you be on the council born on Christmas and not be a master get twice the presents?" - Jesus

Wait, so if you believe an Onion article it’s said you “ate the onion”, does the same apply to a Beaverton article?

Absolutely.

Yo dawg, I put a sword on your sword so you can slay peasants while you slay peasants.

Tough life if you got to prep dinner on the metro.

Very polite methhead.

You were the chosen one! You were meant to bring bal

I should sell porcupines safe sex armour.

A true dad wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to boop the son’s nose with this setup.

5/7 meme.

Everyone knows that there is nothing gayer than a vagina.

Rome was an incel, and thus, never got any dates.

So…how do porcupines mate without stabbing one another? Seems prickly.

Stick to the plan! Stick to the plan!

I had a buddy who thought borders were moats between countries, since the borders were coloured blue on our class map. Good ol’ education system winning again.

Greenland would like a word.