Post taken from Reddit, made by u/love61x57rh whose account is suspended so I can’t link to it.
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>trying to teach a girl how D&D works
>makes half-orc rogue
>I’m loving the concept
>first fight starts
>Okay, DM. I spray the enemy with water!
>What? You can’t do that.
>Why not? Aren’t I half orca?
they didn’t say what the other half is, so half-orca half-beaver rogue