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shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Your username has suddenly become your only means of staying alive. How bad is it?

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Your username has suddenly become your only means of staying alive. How bad is it?

shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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    No shit, Sherlock

    • shootwhatsmyname@lemm.eeOP
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      You shall not pass

      • ConstipatedWatson@lemmy.world
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        This too shall pass

    • fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works
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      Fabulous!

  • AirBreather@lemmy.world
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    I’m good until I run out, I guess.

  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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    Oh dear.

  • cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world
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    I dont like this game

  • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world
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    A little slimy and unconventional but I’m up for the challenge

    • shootwhatsmyname@lemm.eeOP
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      Oh hey you could monetize this too

      • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world
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        I wonder what Only Fans’ animal policy is

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      Gross.

      • garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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        Yours would be much better

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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          You’d be chowing on those disgusting sweet things Montrealers call bagels.

  • SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works
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    Finally, my time to shine.

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    I have no idea why situation would cause smoking weed and having sex with sharks to be a matter of life and death but I’m incredibly curious to find out

  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
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    I planned for this exact scenario

  • EndOfLine@lemmy.world
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    Pretty sure my time would be up.

  • the_stat_man@lemmy.world
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    I like my odds

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social
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      🎵 beeee bap bap ba da bum, bee bap bap ba da bum 🎶

  • WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world
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    Either I’m a lawyer for warlocks making sure they don’t enter tricky contracts with devils, which I assume pays well, or I’m a lawyer and a warlock so will soon have my own TV show.

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      Matlock the Warlock.

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    I don’t know what’s in it, but its keeping me alive.

  • the_kung_fu_emu@lemmy.world
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    I’m more worried about innocent bystanders tbh…

    • jan teli@lemmy.world
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      emu war ptsd intensifies

  • MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING@lemm.ee
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    The cure is worse than the disease.

  • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Let loose the flaming giant elephants of war

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social
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      Praise to Armok, dwarves all kneel!
      Praise the God of Blood and Steel!
      Drain the River, burn the Wood!
      Praise the God of Steel and Blood!

      Praise to Armok, dwarves obey!
      Praise the God of Rend and Slay!
      Smelt the Metal, cut the Gem!
      Praise the God of Slay and Rend!

      Praise to Armok, dwarves attack!
      Praise the God of Shield and Pick!
      Strike the foeman! Never yield!
      Praise the God of Pick and Shield!

      (originally posted)

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