No shit, Sherlock
You shall not pass
Fabulous!
I’m good until I run out, I guess.
Oh dear.
I dont like this game
A little slimy and unconventional but I’m up for the challenge
Oh hey you could monetize this too
I wonder what Only Fans’ animal policy is
Gross.
Yours would be much better
You’d be chowing on those disgusting sweet things Montrealers call bagels.
Finally, my time to shine.
I have no idea why situation would cause smoking weed and having sex with sharks to be a matter of life and death but I’m incredibly curious to find out
I planned for this exact scenario
I like my odds
🎵 beeee bap bap ba da bum, bee bap bap ba da bum 🎶
Pretty sure my time would be up.
Either I’m a lawyer for warlocks making sure they don’t enter tricky contracts with devils, which I assume pays well, or I’m a lawyer and a warlock so will soon have my own TV show.
Matlock the Warlock.
I don’t know what’s in it, but its keeping me alive.
Let loose the flaming giant elephants of war
Praise to Armok, dwarves all kneel!
Praise the God of Blood and Steel!
Drain the River, burn the Wood!
Praise the God of Steel and Blood!Praise to Armok, dwarves obey!
Praise the God of Rend and Slay!
Smelt the Metal, cut the Gem!
Praise the God of Slay and Rend!Praise to Armok, dwarves attack!
Praise the God of Shield and Pick!
Strike the foeman! Never yield!
Praise the God of Pick and Shield!
I’m more worried about innocent bystanders tbh…
emu war ptsd intensifies
The cure is worse than the disease.
