• Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org
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        10 months ago

        So January 6 should have been sexier? /s

        Edit: I thought this was a fun, snarky comment but after seeing some of the replies, I regret making it 😆

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          10 months ago

          I suppose he acquitted Trump because the events of Jan 6th weren’t gay enough. Shirtless shaman guy got Sen. Romney slightly aroused but it didn’t quite meet the bar for his tastes. /s

          [Note update: He voted to acquit trump on only 1 of 3 charges]

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          10 months ago

          As long as you were only soaking and someone else jump-humped it doesn’t count. That’s the 2nd of God’s loopholes.

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            10 months ago

            He kept his special underwear on to protect him from the gay waves. Just remember to spit.

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          10 months ago

          Mormons of all sexualities have a lot of sex, especially when they’re teenagers. They just repress all of that later and feel super guilty about it.

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            10 months ago

            Teenagers are going to hump each others’ brains out. No religion will ever change that.

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              10 months ago

              Yep. It’s crazy to think that a person at the time in someone’s life when every single hormone in their body is saying, “FUCK SOMEONE! RIGHT NOW!” is usually going to be able to ignore that.

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            10 months ago

            No… but I will say, as hideously unsexy as they are supposed to be, there was something really kinky about it. Sinning is my favorite flavor.

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      10 months ago

      Romney clearly didnt vote for Trump in 2020 either, he wanted to impeach him last I remember.

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      10 months ago

      Romney is a never Trumper, this wasn’t the last straw. He is one of the few Republicans in office who has been calling Trump out on all his shady past and present ever since he started campaigning for the 2016 election.