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Stamets@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 1 year ago

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  • PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world
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    I mean, paladins are creatures who thrive on extremes. Being a neutral Paladin would be difficult, unless their oath had something to do with balance and/or harmony? Typically speaking, the Paladin will fall back to their oath when confronted with a new situation. And oaths are rarely flexible enough to allow for middle ground.

    But yeah, Paladin of Vengeance is often Doom Guy and/or Batman. Zero chill, because they can’t stand for injustice, and their oath calls them to make things right even when the law fails to do so.

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      John Wick is a great example of a Dex Paladin of Vengeance

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        John Wick is a Dex Fighter

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          John Wick is a Dex Barbarian

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      Neutral paladin is just in it because his mom sent in the application to the temple and he was too lazy to find a different job. He just clocks in and clocks out each day to collect a paycheck. He takes a 10 minute break every 2hrs to smoke some weed which he refers to as “reflecting on God’s blessings”.

      Alternatively, I think maybe Hellboy is an example of Neutral Good paladin?

      • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      neutral paladins are defense lawyers

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    Bad paladins and good paladins.

    Or is Captain Amurica considered a warlock of capitalism?

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      Depends on the Captain America

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        Answer the question.

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          Well most of the time, no.

          He’s more often literally the embodiment of American ideals

          “truth, justice, and the people and ‘right thing’ above the law or corporations”

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            And “Hey! language”

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      Cap’s shield is an Eldritch blast of Vibranium.

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      Definitely he isn’t. I swear editors have to be the reason for no captain anarchy as a hero yet

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        Ancap-tain America

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      the one with wings on his head is the druid of collard greens.

      there’s also a bard/ disco murica called “nomad” I think.

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        Haha, this perverted druid (non-nature based, but still green $ and at times anti-nature) is kinda a good/fun concept to roleplay.

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    John Brown started out on the left, but after he died he followed the confederates to Hell and became the one on the right

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      I’m pretty sure John Brown was the one on the right well before he was in the ground.

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        You’re right, he made that switch May 23rd, 1856. Started killing demons long before he died.

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      Wait, his original class is Paladin? I’ve only ever watched the BR dub version (awesome BTW).

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        It’s never really specified. They call him the “cavalier”, which in 2e was a kit that either paladins or fighters could take. He occasionally did some sorta-paladiny stuff like when he bubbled with a force bubble type thing to protect his friends

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          Cavalier was a first edition class (Yes I’m old)

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            I’ve never actually played 1e or OD&D, i started in 2e. Still makes me old, though, for the record.

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    there’s Thanos and his oath of balance…

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      That’s the one on the right.

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    I played a crunchy nature paladin with 8 intelligence. He was like the guy from Grizzly Man

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    Always thought cap was more chaotic good.

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      Paladins can be chaotic good.

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    Doomguy is a ranger/barbarian who has a personal vendetta against demons after his animal companion was killed.

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    The third is Nanny Paladin

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      So option 1

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        Nah cap is all “lets punch nazis yeah” nanny paladin is like…eeyore in full plate

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