• rivermonster@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Lab tests show it’s lethal and puts everyone at risk. Symptoms include shouting things like “Murica”, and wearing red baseball caps. According to the CDC the primary vector is Fox, OAN, NewsMax, and the GOP.

      There currently is no cure.

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        10 months ago

        There currently is no cure.

        Lead poisoning comes to mind… Assuming the lead is delivered at sufficient velocity to a vital organ…