Cows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year agoYou can have anything you wan...sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1827arrow-down141file-text
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minus-squaresilasmariner@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·1 year agoNo, the flip side of this wish is your knowledge is frozen in time to when you make the wish and can never be updated. You gradually become more and more outdated as you fail to grasp even the simplest of changes to all languages in current usage.
minus-squareNocturnalMorning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoWell damn, that’s kind of evil.
minus-squareMaggiWuerze@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoAt that point your fame as a Rockstar Dev (I hate myself for typing that) will allow you to transition to a cushy ceo position.
No, the flip side of this wish is your knowledge is frozen in time to when you make the wish and can never be updated. You gradually become more and more outdated as you fail to grasp even the simplest of changes to all languages in current usage.
The ol’ monkey’s paw
Well damn, that’s kind of evil.
At that point your fame as a Rockstar Dev (I hate myself for typing that) will allow you to transition to a cushy ceo position.