2 oz Jeppson’s Malort
4 oz Charged yuzu lemonade
If the lemonade doesn’t kill you, the Malort will make you wish you had been predisposed to heart failure.
I see you also saw this meme
I hadn’t actually. I saw one about mixing it with vodka to make “five loko” and from there…
You made chiloko instead
Fuck it, I’m down.
interesting, “malört” is perfect swedish for wormwood
It’s a Swedish emigrant that started making it, I’m pretty sure from the descriptions of it that it’s a bäsk
It is wormwood liqueur so that makes sense
I believe that’s where the name comes from. There’s probably some wormwood in there, as well as 99 other plants with very strong and unique flavors.
Something something the bean.
What is, flick?
🤣🤣🤣
I was actually making a Chicago joke, but you made it so much better!
Lol i had no idea what Malort is when I see this post. After some googling, the title fits really really well.
LoL that is fricking hilarious. Great terrible drink there
A splash of topo and I’m in
That name, OMG.
I can’t even begin to imagine how this tastes. Maybe sake for the next round?
Remember highschool biology classes where they had jars of random dead animals? They get malort from the juice in those jars.
I like fernets, cynar, absinthe and other herbal liquors. If you like those things, malort is fine. Malort gets a bad wrap for being a lot worse than it actually is.
I love chartreuse. I think it makes no impact on how gross malort is because it is pretty awful. It’s such a rotten flavor.
I’m acquiring those tastes but a taste of malort and you definitely think “I don’t want to acquire a taste for that”.
