But doctor, I got listeria from ice cream.

How am I supposed to cook that?!

Don’t worry, stress will force us to grind our teeth to fangs

Its definitely an extension of 4chan as much as it is reddit.
Neither of those are beating the accusations though.

LOL with your weak shit. Plebs? Fucking kek

It won’t work. They are already a hive of scum and villiany and boomers.

They won’t care about anything negative said about them and I would know from very insider knowledge.

Cage it, free the monkey.

I think they think sexual dominance is a form of dominating their fear, but eventually it doesnt get them hard anymore so they go perverse and wish to be dominated by what they fear to give them stimulas that they lack from years of wearing out their dopamine receptors. But then they internalize the idea that all trans people must want to fuck them and they become only sexual objects.

But hey, that’s just a theory, a fuck theory!

I honestly think they are reporting like that to get ICE even more on edge and getting ready to justify them having to go full murder mode.

This is the shit they do with cops. Make sure they are scared and sure everyone is out to get then to make sure they are willing and happy to pull a rifle to an Innocent’s head and pull the trigger.

He begged and pleaded for help and the party of empathy smiled at him to his grave.

People suck.

I think they thought this was rust.

I had a nonstick coated pan that looked like this… It was definitely time to throw it away and I keep having to wait for my prince in seasoned aluminum pan comes my way

Being made privately from their favorite troops of ICE / CBP

Yeah, I have a strategy and its wrapped in towels and whack with granite rolling pin like I’m beating it until it cracks my counter top.

Chunk, singular.

He had some I’m the past and now he’s just 60 and a drinker and a smoker and seems to be trying to live how he wants cause screw it.
He doesnt seem the type to want to live forever so I’m just appreciating him now.

Stephen Pastis I feel has so well captured the melancholy of life that when he passes, while it won’t be big news, I will care deeply.

Anyways, what a fun obituary. Really nice news.

Can we please stop reposting this exact same misleading article from 2025?

LOL

Funny enough that is how you cure lactose intolerance.

“Alert! Something is happening at the front door. Something… Horrible”

This is one of the best episodes.

It is like a classic right of shitpost.