She was trying to go out in a glaze of glory.
I ain’t even mad at her, I’m just jelly.
Haha nice
Do what you must, I have already won
It was like a homing beacon for cops. They were gonna catch her eventually
Homing beacon for the bacon.
I can destroy 10k doughnuts too. I can also destroy a bathroom toilet in the process.
Florida vibes
Australia is the Florida of the world
All the fun wacky parts, but without most of the cruel authoritarian shit. Except for being racist towards black people.
From what I’ve read, it’s already moving that way.
I guess you haven’t heard of the Murdock news problem over there.
Well aware. Spent a bunch of time over there and my wife lived and worked in Victoria not too long ago.
Still, when it comes to public policy around health care, woman’s rights over their body’s, access to weapons, the transition to renewable energy, etc, they make the US look like Max Max Fury Road.
Technically abortion isn’t actually legal in Australia. Technically. And in some places nearly impossible without driving a real long way.
To be fair, lots of stuff is nearly impossible without driving a long way in Australia. That’s just Australia.
99% sure the only reason we rarely hear about Australian racism is because of how successful they’ve been in segregating natives from colonizers.
Nah, QLD is Australia’s Florida, NSW is more like it’s Texas.
How many were left tho?
Only half, it was perfectly balanced as all things should be.
Classic cops, only taking cases seriously if it directly affects them.
i can’t believe they could fit that many donuts in a person.
You’d be surprised what a squad of cops can do on break.
What a glorious two weeks though.
Police state no donuts were found and they are considering the death penalty
You guys frontin like we haven’t all done that as well
After 2 weeks she had slowed to a crawl
i find it quite disturbing that there are bears in the alaskan military
That’s who you want to cuddle in that weather.
Those things look like circular hotdogs.
If I had an unmarked white van full of sweets I would leave it in a terrible neighborhood and spray paint “free sweets inside for children”.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
An Australian woman was charged Thursday with stealing a parked truck filled with 10,000 Krispy Kreme doughnuts — after two weeks on the run.
New South Wales police said the unmarked delivery truck had stopped for fuel on the outskirts of Sydney on Nov. 29 when a 28-year-old woman allegedly hopped inside and made off with the freshly baked booty.
Detectives followed a trail of crumbs to a suburban carpark, where they found the abandoned vehicle more than a week later.
Officers arrested the woman, who was not identified, at St Marys Railway Station, at about 11:00 am on Thursday.
She was charged with “take and drive conveyance without consent of owner, drive motor vehicle during disqualification period and travel or attempt travel without valid ticket,” police said.
In September, a very different kind of doughnut truck heist was also caught on camera more than 7,000 miles away: Two bears on an Alaska military base raided a Krispy Kreme doughnut van that was stopped outside a convenience store during its delivery route.
The original article contains 222 words, the summary contains 172 words. Saved 23%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!
