• PatFusty@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    I can destroy 10k doughnuts too. I can also destroy a bathroom toilet in the process.

      • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        All the fun wacky parts, but without most of the cruel authoritarian shit. Except for being racist towards black people.

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            11 months ago

            Well aware. Spent a bunch of time over there and my wife lived and worked in Victoria not too long ago.

            Still, when it comes to public policy around health care, woman’s rights over their body’s, access to weapons, the transition to renewable energy, etc, they make the US look like Max Max Fury Road.

            • Kanzar@sh.itjust.works
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              11 months ago

              Technically abortion isn’t actually legal in Australia. Technically. And in some places nearly impossible without driving a real long way.

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                11 months ago

                To be fair, lots of stuff is nearly impossible without driving a long way in Australia. That’s just Australia.

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          11 months ago

          99% sure the only reason we rarely hear about Australian racism is because of how successful they’ve been in segregating natives from colonizers.

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      11 months ago

      Nah, QLD is Australia’s Florida, NSW is more like it’s Texas.

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    11 months ago

    Police state no donuts were found and they are considering the death penalty

  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    If I had an unmarked white van full of sweets I would leave it in a terrible neighborhood and spray paint “free sweets inside for children”.

  • AutoTL;DR@lemmings.worldB
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    11 months ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    An Australian woman was charged Thursday with stealing a parked truck filled with 10,000 Krispy Kreme doughnuts — after two weeks on the run.

    New South Wales police said the unmarked delivery truck had stopped for fuel on the outskirts of Sydney on Nov. 29 when a 28-year-old woman allegedly hopped inside and made off with the freshly baked booty.

    Detectives followed a trail of crumbs to a suburban carpark, where they found the abandoned vehicle more than a week later.

    Officers arrested the woman, who was not identified, at St Marys Railway Station, at about 11:00 am on Thursday.

    She was charged with “take and drive conveyance without consent of owner, drive motor vehicle during disqualification period and travel or attempt travel without valid ticket,” police said.

    In September, a very different kind of doughnut truck heist was also caught on camera more than 7,000 miles away: Two bears on an Alaska military base raided a Krispy Kreme doughnut van that was stopped outside a convenience store during its delivery route.


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