The North Sea has 4.2, due to unfriendly crabs.
Oh, I’d have assumed it was because my country is floating in it
The Pacific has 3.5 due to the garbage patch
Who the fuck left a bad review on the Atlantic Ocean?
IGN: “too much water”
Lotta people salty about the Atlantic Ocean.
Passengers on the OceanGate submersible
They had the batteries for a negative rating but not to control the sub?
I’m not saying I’m afraid, but it is not only unfathomable vast but a seemingly endless dark void for you to drown in. Also full of plastic.
Someone that got there cruise cancelled because of rough seas.
Too salty
Reviews aren’t verified, it says right there. No way have that many people been there
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Cigs, @UsingCigarettes
the atlantic ocean has 3.9 stars on google reviews
[A low-resolution screenshot of Google maps. The map is zoomed out to show the globe, and in the search box “Atlantic Ocean” is shown. A large 3.9 is shown under the “Review summary” section.]
