In the UK we put pubs on most corners just to make directions easier.
Left at the Dog and Duck, go past the Swan and Tomato, and it’s first on the right after the Nonce and Swallow.
If you pass the Cheeky Sausage, you’ve gone too far.
Ok, I was fully prepared to believe that the Dog and Duck, and Swan and Tomato were real pubs… Then I got to that last one, and I don’t think even British humor would square with that last one.
That’s pretty much how they navigate in Ulaanbataar, Mongolia. There are technically streets and building numbers… somewhere in the utility bills. But people instead use logos on buildings to navigate, which are abundant and prominent because who wouldn’t want an entire street be referred by their brand name.
I do most of my drinking at the Naughty Satsuma these days.
Imagine not knowing your bearings at all times…
Also imagine not looking like a sailor…
Right?!? When I give directions I do both. Eg. turn left(north) on the 887. Far too many people have gotten lost trying to find my place. It’s 3 turns at well labelled intersections.
I don’t look like a sailor, but I am one. Most people assumed I was a stoner before I even knew what weed was.
I have a friend that found out that when I’m drunk my compass gets wonky. I always know what direction we are going, but it feels like a different direction, so he’ll randomly ask “hey ACK, what direction are we going?” on some random road. I’ll answer back “feels like south, but I know we are going northwest,” or whatever. I’m correct 9/10 times when drunk, and 100% accurate when sober.
I’m normally against body shaming, but I make an exception against people who have malfunctioning internal compasses.
Rude
Hey, it’s a skill that can be learned
So is weight management
But what about my big bones??
Or my big boner?
If you can’t take the time to memorize the 4 cardinal directions that have been the basis for navigation for thousands of years, then idk what to tell you.
Memorisation isn’t the issue. I know their names and their relation to each other.
But unlike some birds I don’t simply see where North is.
I can make a rough estimate based on the position of the sun, if conditions allow.
But if I’m in the subway tunnels or just emerged I might as well spin in a circle and appoint a random direction North. It’s certainly not an intuition as it seems to be for some people.I navigate using cardinal directions but don’t think I have an internal compass. Had a friend who literally did. You could blindfold her, spin her around a bunch of times then say point north and she could. I live now on a diagonal street, for the first time, and it’s honestly difficult for my mind. It took a stupid long time for me to accept that the CORNERS pointed north, south, east and west.
Can’t you kind of internally map what you know with where you are? You said subway, so I’m thinking NYC. So let’s say you get out at the Financial district. You know the Hudsen River runs north and south and is West of Brooklyn, so you can put the river on your left and establish that you’re facing North. If you can’t see the river, maybe you can see the One World Observatory, and you know that it’s near the river. I can kind of just feel that the river is over there. From there it should be fairly intuitive to retain north as you move around the city. I seem to do all of this at a subconscious level, so maybe it’s like you said and it’s intuitive for some people and others. But once I can establish one direction, I can retain my internal map and compass as I move around.
If I’m asking directions I’m probably not somewhere where I have a good sense of what’s north based on local knowledge. Yeah, I can probably find North here in my home town… But I wouldn’t know any of that about New York.
I’m not from NYC either. What I explained above is what I experienced when I visited.
Use a GPS. We all carry a phone…
But then you realize their north is not the same as physical north, like Montreal, where west/east follows the river instead or real cardinal points.
So if you ask directions in Montreal and someone tells you to go north, it means to go NW. And if you’re told to go east, you have to NE. It’s easy once in the city because the grid follows that “convention” but you always have to be aware of that detail. We just like to add a layer of complexity.
One quirk of common Montreal parlance is that directions (north, south, east, and west) along the street grid are sharply skewed relative to the actual compass directions. The St. Lawrence River is taken as flowing west to east (even though it flows north or northeast past the island), so that directions along streets parallel to the river are referred to as “west” and “east,” and those along streets perpendicular to the river, “north” and “south.” In much of Montreal, “north” is actually northwest, and in some areas such as Verdun and Pointe-aux-Trembles it is actually due west.
The East half of New Orleans is the “West Bank”
It’s on the west bank of the Mississippi river. Just like the other west bank is on the west bank of the river Jordan.
That is normal in the Guugu Yimithirr language of aboriginal Australians.
They don’t have egocentric directions like left/right, but express everything in cardinal directions.
The aboriginals have some borderline superpowers when it comes to navigation.
Makes no difference really, everyone stops listening after the 2 instruction anyway.
I mean, you literally have a compass in your pocket. And a GPS. And a calculator despite what your teacher claimed.
Batteries die and cell service isn’t universal
The compass in phones doesn’t require cell service.
But if you’re really bad with directions and keeping your phone charged you could get a real compass.
It doesn’t always line up perfectly to the cardinal directions and that confuses me :/
Because you calculated it wrong
Yeah I figure that’s the case :/
Considering your name, I’m assuming you’re a pretty accomplished space explorer. How do directions work in space?
We use the ship’s computer to give a heading in 360 degrees, or in relation to another object like a ship/planet/fixed destination.
But between you and me, some days I just phone it in and say “left” or “right” and leave it to Data to figure out. It’s honestly the main reason I keep an android on the bridge.
Secret’s safe with me cap
“left” or “right”
Wait, wait, wait, wouldn’t it be Portside and Starboard?
looks at you suspiciously
Edit: also, Android navigation > Apple Maps, confirmed by famed space explorer Jean-Luc Picard:
“it’s the main reason I keep an android on the bridge” - Captain Picard
My ongoing updates to my location description for UberEats delivery drivers.
Me: “I live in the westmost apartment building.”
Driver: ?
Me: “I live in the apartment building farthest away from Portland”
Driver: ?
Me: “Head toward the sun until you get to the last building. That’s mine.”
Driver on cloudy day: ?
Me: “Imagine you get an amber alert that Mt. Hood has begun erupting. Which way do you run? Head that way. I will be waving my arms in the air outside my apartment.”
Driver: “Cant find bldg”
Me: sigh
Rolls eyes in islander
Look at the big dipper. The two stars furthest from the pan handle part point to the north star. Or just look for the sun at mid-day.
More like “my memory is dogshit and my pocket computer will give real-time instructions with visuals so please stop wasting my time.”
If you don’t want directions, don’t ask
Sometimes “people” give directions when you ask for an address.
That annoys the shit out of me
Learning to intuit cardinal directions isn’t a waste of time… It’s a life and survival skill that’s incredibly useful.
Fantastic title lol
Peoples modern inability to read a map or know basic directions never ceases to amaze me
I usually use countries location to remember what they mean. The USA is a western country and China is an eastern country. West is left and east is right. Easy.
Unless you’re facing south. Or literally any direction other than north.
I think the meme is talking about the people using west and east as left and right and I geuss they’ll be pointing at the direction you’ll have to follow. It’s also not that hard to know where north is using a stick and the sun.
