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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

NNN ended two days ago and I thought letting you all know this was important

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NNN ended two days ago and I thought letting you all know this was important

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    You think that feels good? Wait until the end of Don’t Dump December and you push that baby out.

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      We’re doing a whole month now? I thought it was just 3 days.

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        3 days is for beginners. We mastered that so now it’s time for the real deal.

        • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca
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          The trick is to replace your oatmeal with Portland cement.

        • Steak@lemmy.ca
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          The Big league!

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      congratulations on your new child

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    Congrats 🤝… oh wait… god damn it, which hand did you use? 🤦

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      After 30 days?
      None, but both are sticky

    • Zink@pawb.social
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      Just remember to look for the shiny / wet one

      That’s the one you grab

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        Depends it’s a male or a female 😂.

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          Why would that matter?

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            Well, I would rather touch a female’s cum covered hand 😁.

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              How do you assert dominance over your rivals?

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                I would rather not have them 😂. If I’d have rivals, I’d just go for another girl.

                Not really in the mood for dominance, I’m almost 40 😂.

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    Or 61 days, if you came from Locktober

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      How long do you gotta be locked up if you’re cumming from that

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    Do people actually do this Internet meme?

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      Apparently some idiots do. They must love cancer

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        Wdym by cancer?

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          not fapping for a month may increase tge chance of not detecting cancer or sth. like that

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        You can freely assume anyone that does is at least hanging around incel spheres, and has some Peterson videos they want you to watch.

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          That’s nonsense

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    I list after day three. My wife was going to do it with me too

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    I was here before this post gets removed

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    deleted by creator

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