Item in grocery store doesn’t scan.
That means it’s free!
Every time I hear this one I wanna break the product in half and walk away😭
why do people say this?
I can only imagine they have the most repetitive, robotic lives.
Working hard or hardly working?
Are ya a smart fella, of a fart smella?
More of a fart fella
What… I like that one. Sorry.
Just make sure you find and stick close to the other people at your job who think it’s funny.
“Watching porn at work, so both.”
Talking about any ear or hearing trouble and someone replies “pardon?”
🤦🤬
I do this, but I like to respond with a loud and sudden “WHAT” which is probably less funny and more obnoxious but it usually gets a laugh
As someone who’s been hearing impaired my whole life, yes. The urge to punch the person in the face right at that moment sometimes seems irresistible.
I’d like to believe I’d still have that reaction to this “joke” even if my hearing was fine, still I do agree with you that it’s really extra infuriating when explaining a genuine hearing issue
To a colleague arriving 10 mins late: “Afternoon.”
To a colleague arriving 10 mins early: “Shat the bed?”
I feel like if I shat the bed, I’d be late instead of early.
Agreed 💯, this is not amusing.
As someone who works the later shifts, it took me a while to figure out what was wrong with “afternoon”. It’s been so long since someone has said good morning to me at work
Maybe just because we don’t understand it, but the ancient Sumerian bar joke:
A dog entered into a tavern and said, ‘I cannot see anything. I shall open this one.’
A man went to a shop and they had a shovel.
The “we are not the same” meme. I understand the point, it’s just not funny. It’s cringey as hell.
It’s a toss-up between Elon Musk and people saying “WHAT?!” when I tell them I’m hearing impaired.
