A police spokesperson was quoted as saying by the BBC that the groom “was quite intoxicated at the time”.
They seem to think that is a fair explanation.
You know what they say, guns and alcohol go together like peas and carrots. That is what they say, isn’t it? Isn’t it?
It’s weird, I’ve been really drunk and I’ve murdered maybe two people. Tops.
Next time, try more alcohol or more guns.
Or put wodka in a supersoaker, a twofer.
I don’t think so…but they do say Asians can’t process alcohol very well.
Just a thought, but it seems like the Big Black Cock might have played a role in this tragedy.
What the fuck?
What the fuck I just read ?
Me too!
Has to be said: The only way to stop a bad groom with a gun is a good groom with a gun.
The real solution is to make sure everyone involved with the wedding is armed. Including the ring bearers, whether they be child, dog, goat, etc.
I always have three knives on me at every wedding I attend.
getting married
existential crisis hit to the extreme
Talk about cold feet.
Good title for a trashy murder novel:
Cold Feet & Hot Lead
That’s brilliant actually. Except it would be the woman who shot the husband, and she’d fall in love with the investigator and make passionate love on the beach.
His? Or hers?
Yes.
Even colder now.
Apparently he was missing a leg so just cold foot
ITT: Comedians who are going straight to hell.
It’s like the unwanted worthless waste runoff from reddit wound up here
What an introduction.
Should we write our own vows?
Yeah, is it okay if mine is a performance piece? It may be a bit avant garde though. I think your sister would get it.
This incident comes just days after Thai interior minister Anutin Charnvirakul signed an order to suspend the issuance of gun licences for a year.
… thank you for your sacrifice?
I would say this is a bit extreme for a divorce, but I don’t know Thailands customs.
Sometimes you gotta play the long game.
