CantaloupeLifestyle@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoWho Said It: Mike Johnson or Ned Flanders?newrepublic.comexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down18
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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up94arrow-down1·edit-210 months ago Can you tell them apart? Yes I can. Without reading the article. Ned Flanders is a good, kind, generous person despite his weird religious beliefs. Mike Johnson is none of those things.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down1·10 months ago“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.” -Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
minus-squareBoddhisatva@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·10 months agoOkay, I cannot help but think that ‘the lord’ is their name for his dick.
minus-squaremrichey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoThe only one I got wrong.
Yes I can. Without reading the article. Ned Flanders is a good, kind, generous person despite his weird religious beliefs. Mike Johnson is none of those things.
“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.”
-Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
Okay, I cannot help but think that ‘the lord’ is their name for his dick.
It’s like Joel Dongsteen
The only one I got wrong.