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minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down1·10 months ago“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.” -Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
minus-squareBoddhisatva@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·10 months agoOkay, I cannot help but think that ‘the lord’ is their name for his dick.
minus-squaremrichey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoThe only one I got wrong.
“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.”
-Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
Okay, I cannot help but think that ‘the lord’ is their name for his dick.
It’s like Joel Dongsteen
The only one I got wrong.