Sure, lemme just fetch the turkey chainsaw

I love the word spatchcock. It’s two already funny and silly sounding words smashed together to make an even funnier and sillier sounding word. It’s a clever way of cooking it, too; it just sounds so silly. Spatchcock!

Thanks for reminding me that the word spatchcock exists! Spatchcock, spatchcocked, spatchcocking! You’ve got this word stuck in my head now!