Elon and his Jr High/middle school energy. All that’s missing is an image of him standing serious as can be improperly holding a katana saying, “while you were busy being woke, I studied the blade.”
Oh don’t worry, we have that already. (please excuse the Reddit image link).
He is legit JP from Grandma’s Boy.
Does the music scare you, bigtiddygothgrany?
Oddly enough I love the song windowlicker by aphex twin. JP has a lot of problems but that song slaps
He should look into getting robot legs
He has the power of god and anime on his side
That’s the most edgy teenager post I’ve ever seen a boomer do.
Edit: I just remembered this exists.
And here we have it folks: if anyone asks for it, this is the is definitive photographic evidence that Musk is the biggest douche in the universe, the pinnacle of douchedom.
To think that people actually look up to this muskrat.
“I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky surgery, but it’s worth it. Meep morp.” -Elon probably
That’s not so crazy for a GenX kid. I know. I was there.
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Anybody remember when we would question whether tweets like this were real or not and would need to check to confirm it?
Ahh, yes. In the before times…
The long long ago
Before the dark times… Before the Empire.
Obviously. Nobody fakes tweets anymore because they look reasonable compared to the real stuff no matter how hard you try.
Money cannot buy happiness.
I miss those days. The utter craziness of people like Musk seems so… normal these days. He’s so far off the deep end and yet, somehow has supporters and fans and far too many people willing to still use his shit.
Elon is becoming the posterchild for cringe
Big mall sword energy
Gotta get that nippon
Becoming…
This is straight up nice guy mall ninja shit.
“Maybe this is their lucky day…” He finished writing as he looked in the mirror at the Fedora with a ninja star tucked in its brim.
That stranger on the Internet has no idea just how close they came to seeing the full might and fury which caused Twilight Sparkle to fall for Elon in the first place.
Finished protecting the interwebs, he went back to trying to bring his waifu to life by sending an even bigger check to his AI engineers. She’s the only one that truly understands him.
His mom really needs to take away his Internet privileges.
This is an adult responsible for thousands of jobs.
That was my first reaction to this.
How can someone be simultaneously so powerful and so immature? What batshit insane circumstances have given this manchild so much influence?
It’s all an act, why are people still paying attention to him?
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I’ve never had a Twitter, nor “X” account. I get your point, though.
Well he inherited a lot of money, invested in the people who who were technically very competent and driven, then when he got hype he was able to attract more people like that, he made two investments that were popular among the leftwing during the Obama years so lots of government cash, and then established people just assume the stock prices of his companies could only go up.
So, the entire establishment is full of idiots. Got it.
Well, it’s thousands less since he fired all l those twitter employees. And he wants Teslas to both be built by robots and to drive themselves. So at least he’ll be increasingly less responsible for jobs that are subject to harassment and racism as time goes by.
The tweet has major middle school edgelord vibes
Someone get Elon a No Fear tee shirt
Elon’s lawyers: “He didn’t mean that.”
Elon: “Yes I did.”
Elon’s lawyers: “He really didn’t mean that. He’s just cranky because he skipped lunch.”
Elon: “Here’s a map to where the bodies are buried.”
Lawyer: “Can I join them?”
This is so incredibly cringe.
Not long now until he posts videos of himself cutting water bottles with a “katana”
Real Dwight Schrute energy.
I expect to see your meme used unironically by the “grindset” morons very soon.
It scares me how some people idolize him.
There was a time when he seemed impressive: breaking into the space launch market and killing it with electric cars.
He did a great job destroying his image in a short time.
Patrick Bateman did that?
Fuck what’s next? If you don’t like me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best?
He passed that loooong ago.
I don’t even like him at his best
So did he cancel yet another fight with Zuck?
14yo Tumblr user beef ahh billionaire
Right? He has all this money and influence, but all he seems to want to do with it is complain like an angsty teen online. Dude has less self control than your average teenager.
