Explain this, church.
A man of the claw!
This is one of those so bad its good movies
And it has ninjas!
Neither do ants. They are in sects
How do we know? Dinos ruled the Earth for 165 million years. Humans have only been around for 300,000 years. For all we know, Dinos might have even built spaceships and left the planet to colonize other star systems in the Delta Quadrant.
Sanctuary of the holy space salamander
Dinosaurs never gave me twenty dollars, neither, and see what happened to 'em. That’s not a threat, it’s just a fact.
I did hear of one that asked to borrow about tree fiddy.
They ate, fucked, and generally dominated the planet for millions of years until they were taken out by an external factor.
How’s humanity doing for comparison? We have cell phones, religion, racisim, mysogony, wars, and microwavable bacon. Oh, and we’ll probably end up destroying ourselves because we choose to live where its either too hot or too cold.
Therapods live! We call them birds. Stay out of church and you might fly like an angel some day 👍
Or be as mysterious as Horseshoe crab and coelacanth👌
Is this why people insist birds aren’t real?
Prove it.
It’s in the picture bro
How the fuck do they know? Maybe they did!
Maybe they did go to church, but I bet it was the wrong one.
Five services! Is that normal? I remember one, sometimes two, when I was a kid going to church.
Look… do you want the asteroid to come back?
I thought two was normal. A morning and afternoon service.
Where I live (France countryside) there’s only one priest for the 4 nearest towns ; he’s rotating churches like 2 on Saturday then 2 on Sunday.
Guess on weekdays he’s scratching his balls or
somethingsomeone else’s.
I thought Jesus rode on them?
