Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
Also it’s time for a new sign.
Would “No wheels” work?
Sorry wheelchair users…
…and prams
Some of you may not be able to access this place, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make
Sorry R2 series astromech droids.
Only 4 wheels, but not cars or ATVs.
Truck it is
Does not stop hovercrafts
Or a Bagger 293 for that matter
For when you don’t need to strip mine the countryside 15 cubic meters at a time, bit still want to.
Nope. Gotta be wheelchair accessible
Oh, right, and also walkers and mobility scooters. Darn.
“No wheels except on wheelchairs”?
You KNOW the first thing a student is going to do is put wheels on an old wooden chair, right?
malicious compliance, the best kind of compliance
The hacker mindset is to find the weakness in a system, and then exploit it to the maximum degree.
You could also use a pogo stick.
law abiding citizen