The USS US
Us sus?
Wow I just realized us makes up us. Crazy how words be sometimes
That’s because of the way it is.
Always has been 👦 🔫 👩🚀
USS Healthcare for All
so THATS where the budget went
“FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!”
does barrel roll
Spins so fast it generates the energy needed to power the entire ship.
The spin creates a tsunami to deliver even more damage.
Try spinning, that’s a good trick
Worked great in pirates of the Caribbean
No. NOPREQUELS. NO.
that’s why it has a dozen anchors on each side of the hull. proper preparation prevents piss poor projectiling.
And stops your pewpew from making you go plunk.
That’s why navies stopped using broadsides and went to turrets about 150 years ago. Well, it’s one of the reasons anyway. Turrets also worked a lot better once you shifted to steam power and didn’t have to worry so much about rigging. Additionally, you could mount a much bigger gun on a turret than you could using broadsides on the sides of a wooden sailing ship.
Turrets also prevent what happened to the Vasa, which was the most powerful sailing ship of its time. Its time being 10th August 1626, from 3:40 pm to four o’clock. The king of Sweden ordered it to be made longer, halfway through building it. This scope creep turned out to have negative implications vis-a-vis keeping the gun ports above the waterline.
Just mind the small thermal exhaust port for the reactor
that’s an anus
If someone shoves a proton torpedo up my anus i’d probably blow up as well to be fair
Let the record show this
That’s America’s anus.
I thought that was Ryan Seacrest?
Healthcare? 🙅
This? 👀
They probably have a med bay
I’m not sure about the quality of the welding near the waterline.
I mean we don’t have an issue with super-super super super super firing turrets with no apron turrets or near main secondaries?
This ship is the entire Fleet-in-Being doctrine.
As pioneered by the HMS Don’t Make Me Come Over There.
Most of my tax dollars are going towards greebling.
Removed by mod
The Emperor protects, battle brothers.
It’s the fortress-ship from Iain Bank’s “Use of Weapons”.
How’s the command chair?
A little pokey around the ribs.
Damn you’re good.
Too soon… 🦴😢
Does this count as spoilers: 🦴🪑😭
The scabberrind? I listed to it, so I have no idea how to spell it.
It’s the “Staberinde”, according to this Stackoverflow discussion. (It’s been a while, I had to look up the name.)
Was thinking exactly this.
Not enough guns, and where are the runways?
I believe the forward turret fires F35s as ammo
The age of the battleship has returned!
YES MORE DAKKA
The USS Go Fuck Yourself.
And its sister ships, the Fuck Yeah and the Find Out.
It’s the dream that we all share! It’s the hope for tomorrow!
Tended with ammunition and dry cargo by the USNS Win Stupid Prizes.
The new Star-Destroyer class
And the away boats are Guam, Puerto Rico, DC. Et al.
Nah, the USS Guam is just Guam
No kinda aircraft carrier like an unsinkable island aircraft carrier!
Maneuverability depends on the spaghetti plot.
