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Lydia_K@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Ever wonder what else they ask the computer?

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Ever wonder what else they ask the computer?

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Lydia_K@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    He ain’t called “partially functional” Data.

  • NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee
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    can you milk me

  • ClarkDoom@lemmy.world
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    Because he’s fully functional.

    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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      AND ANATOMICALLY CORRECT

  • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world
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    Guys… Data doesn’t have nipples.

    (I know it’s Lore but they’re identical, shut up!)

    Edit: also check out them buns of polyalloy bioplast!

    • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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      Maybe this is why Lore is so ornery.

      • LimitedExpress@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Is it the mandula oblongata?

        • lorez@lemm.ee
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          Medulla

      • mister_flibble@lemm.ee
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        Lornery

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      lol … these comments also got me to thinking of the whole ‘made in God’s image’

      What if God was a deformed or deranged version of whatever species he/she/it is

      What if we’re all just perfect copies of an imperfect original?

      • LimitedExpress@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I read something the other day about how christians will draw Adam and Eve with belly buttons… Like, makes you think…

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make “Tea, with Data’s breast milk” by William Riker.

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      WesleyCrusherAllTacos.meme

    • shiveyarbles@beehaw.org
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      Eddies in the space -time continuum…

      Well what’s he doing there then?

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Computer … give me a list of memes from 21st century earth

    … Personal screen explodes …

    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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      Four hours after the inquiry the computer is still lagging just trying to collect it all.

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        Red Alert!!! … Computer is diverting power from life support! … the warp core is failing and being drained of power … lights and control panels all across the ship start flickering and become non functional

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    Computer. Please list all of Commander Riker’s search queries.

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
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      Granted…
      https://botsin.space/@RikerGoogling

      • Izzy@startrek.website
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        Hilarious. Thank you.

        • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          which galaxy is the samsung galaxy

  • jet@hackertalks.com
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    One is for tuning the radio

    • Aggravationstation@lemmy.world
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      The other regulates body temperature

      • jet@hackertalks.com
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        KRYTEN! One day we will have Jazz FM in the ready room

    • Ddhuud@lemmy.world
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      I found the Pulaski.

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    They are programmed for maximum pleasure.

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    Data has nipples Greg, could you milk him?

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    There’s a mastadon account called “rikers search history” that addresses this question

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    I mean, I dunno, why does he have anything?
    Why does he have a nose?

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      canonical answer? Vanity is practically a genetic trait of the Soongs.

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    Nipples are erogenous zones , Jim

  • Destroyer of Worlds 3000@sh.itjust.works
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    I just assumed they were for machine milk. I bet one is chocolate. Think about it.

    • StraySojourner@lemmy.world
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      Vex milk like in Destiny 2 lmfaoooo

  • Donjuanme@lemmy.world
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    Or a belly button?

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      Dr. Soong is a narcissist. He created life in his image.

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