it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Their fingers will be coated in butter

People

Wow, SLAMMED! From the top turnbuckle! Always he laziest attempt at a headline to convey a sense of conflict.

maybe, if we’re lucky, we’ll have satellites hovering around each one of us. just like insects. never giving us a moments peace while screaming advertisements into our faces and coercing us into some labor against our will. the great thing is they will never stop.

Name this boy band

already got my Insta Obit written. Kinda excited, like when I left reddit.

The SciFi channel show “Resident Alien” is supposed to take place in Colorado. It is clearly shot in Canada.

they spelled “Hello World!” wrong

colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”

oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.

something something Ai powered something

Already here. It’s called repossession.

I prefer Potato Platinum XL

Obviously I have no idea of context and I am a publicly educated american…buuuuut, I don’t envision anyone ever being actually “slammed”. A mere series of words strung together is never enough to equate being slammed. Even when it is high-stakes political intrigue. If you ever played full-contact sports or been in a car accident, you might agree. Being slammed or slamming someone bodily is completely visceral, primal, and unforgettable. Comparing political arguements and hypocrisies is like describing FPS video games as actual war. There is no reality in that. And, it’s lazy fucking writing.

ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”

I just ate a double cheeseburger for the glory of the empire!

could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube

I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.

their window sticker makes me feel threatened