“Son, why did you manually set your Windows Vista wallpaper to Bliss? I told you to stay on Service Pack 3, it’s too late to go back now”.
Service pack 3? Last good windows was service pack 2!
When I was 12 the boobs weren’t done downloading over the 9600 baud modem yet anyway.
9600? Luxury.
I started with 300 baud, where you could read faster than the letters would show up. And we liked it that way! (not really lol)
Oh yeah, tough guy? I wrote telex over an unstable 75 baud uhf-SATCOM link running on a fleetsat from the 70’s. Pretty crappy and I didn’t like it, since I had to usually send it several times ;-)
You guys are spoiled. My modem was so slow that, when I wanted to see boobs I had to grow my own.
I wrote my first code at the end of a 300baud accoustic coupled modem. I don’t know if the “not really” was modifying the “liked it that way” or the entire post.
I’ve never even used a computer.
This person mailing their comments to someone who posts them on kbin for them
this message transcribed from smoke signal
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300 baud? Psh, my dick is way bigger.
Wait, sorry, forgot if we were discussing or swinging it around.
yo dick run at 300 baud
my dick a fiber optic rod
Dude you gotta let your fiber go
BPS is the best in the business
PS I got a dick like Jesus
I once managed to borrow a 300 bps modem for my Commodore 64, and showed some of the local online services to my friend who owned the modem. (It was actually super fancy because I managed to use a terminal program that showed 80 mildly blurry characters per line.) By that time our family had a PC with a 2400 bps modem.
Left hand: 🪟 + D
Right hand: putting my dick away
Why is that Windows 7 with the XP wallpaper?
Because Bliss is the best wallpaper. I use a 4K version in Windows 11.
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Is that 7 or Vista?
- Vista still had the old-fashioned tasbar without dock-like behaviour.
I’m not sure if the widget on the right is a Vista or 7 widget. Both systems look very similar.
Should have opened solitaire, it would be easier to explain away.
“Game crashed just now”.
“I was about to get up and go [do something else]”
And then you must remain seated for some period of time
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Virtual desktops solve the empty desktop problem.
They also solve the Bethesda-Game-Crash-To-Desktop problem too.
Alt-Tab, then Ctrl-Tab, open a new desktop, open task manager.Wow, how have I never thought to try this before. It will sadly be very useful I’m sure
[Windows] + [M]
I know that’s 7, but it really makes me want to bust out my XP rig.
Win-1 on hyprland, no animations so mom thinks i was doing homework ;))))
