- This is what the website looks like when I buy tickets because most people still buy theirs at the door. I’ve been tricked into thinking I was gonna be the only one watching at least 4 times now. - Should be illegal to buy tickets at the doors just so I can avoid other people sitting near to me. - Personally, I hate the assigned seating shit at the theatre I go to just because it’s smaller and fewer people are there, especially at matinees, that it just isn’t needed. Like, at all. Even a huge, hyped blockbuster doesn’t pack this place. 
 
- Before our local cinema went out of business, my family was often alone or with one another family. A great way to get to know people (if it actually lasted a bit longer), but sadly I lost my chance. 
 
- Maybe it’s a gal? - I was confused, I thought you could see the genders on the booking system and that the room was full of girls - Same, I zoomed in trying to find hints, but figured they were too subtle for me. 
 
 
- The ol dick in the popcorn trick 
- I would get a different seat lol - Just go to Spensers and get some fart spray. - Or be a REAL man and let loose 
 
 
- I’ll join you at a urinal - Be sure to use the buddy system and hold hands - Only if hands is code for each other’s genitals 
 
 








