Water balloon with paint isn’t a bad idea. Bad driving that prevents them from getting to their location, also not a bad idea. I think it comes down to context. You’ve really got to consider what’s going on and how safe you are by doing anything. In some contexts, your 60yo mom might get dragged out of her car and kneeled on until 6 of her ribs break. In others, you might be walking by an empty squad car, agents busy elsewhere, and you happen to have a paint balloon.

Just go to Spensers and get some fart spray.

The open source community could really shove it to Apple and Google by figuring that out.

Last I recall, a lot of mobile hardware requires proprietary firmware and drivers that make OSS work here really difficult.

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Sir, that is obviously pomegranate stuffed fried eggs.

I’m supposed to be watching Haunted Hotel right now. It’s on, but here we are…