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TehBamski@lemmy.worldM to Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Mad respect to all of the stepdads out there doing a good job

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Mad respect to all of the stepdads out there doing a good job

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TehBamski@lemmy.worldM to Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • barnaclebutt@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know dude. Having a shirt that says I eat your mom’s pussy doesn’t seem like a great step-dad move.

    • TehBamski@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I’ll admit. I thought it said eat cookies…

      That being said, I think I would rather see that on my stepdad, than this saying.

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        Milf and cookies?

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      I don’t know dude. Wishing for your mom not to get her pussy eaten doesn’t seem like a great son move.

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        Listen brah, all queens should get the pleasure, but it doesn’t need to be advertised on fitted T and shown off at the barber shop.

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          And especially not to the mom’s kid until they’re grown up

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    This is what peak Masculine looks like

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      Guy looks like James Avery.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I just wanna eat pussy.

    The end.

    • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I dunno, I’d occasionally also like to do other things with pussy. Though eating pussy is usually a good way to get there.

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Same.

    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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      The closest to a Buddhist zen.

  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “I do declare! I adore Colonel Angus!”

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    How about the would-be step dad’s that can’t because of the narcissistic psychopathic real father who gladly fucks up his kids for life just so he gets his way?

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      That’s basically 100% of practicing stepdads and stepmoms in my experience, fyi.

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    Learn to cook and go for walks to lose that “dead at 50 from heart failure or sleep apnea”-body and we might have a decent fucking guy over here.

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      I’m sorry you value someone less because of their size

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        Size? Obesity isn’t a size, it’s an illness that kills you. Do you walk up to cancer patients and go “never change, you’re beautiful the way you are, don’t let the doctors take away your naturally pale skin”?

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          I don’t say anything about their health to cancer patients, I assume they can handle their own shit and will ask me if they want advice. Sad you can’t give fat people the same respect.

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            To be fair, he isn’t fat, he’s morbidly obese (that means deadly overweight). It’s like a meth head, not his fault, but don’t say it’s nothing to bother about.

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              It’s not fair, it’s irrelevant. Dude’s health has absolutely nothing to do with this post. How hard is it to mind your own fucking business?

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        I think he is valuing the length of life with said body.

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          Imagine white knighting a stranger who makes comments about another stranger’s health, based on their appearance. Chances are, the image isn’t even OOP and he’ll never see it. So even if they had tried to rephrase whatever the fuck they said “in a nice way” it was never helpful XDD

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          I think he could have been much less of an asshat c:

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      If he can eat coochie well enough, that weight will come off just from the 'lingus Rodeo

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      *lose

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        Thanks. Edited.

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