“It was a cruelty-free brick, but that’s about to change…”

He has such a beautiful singing voice!

Because as when concordantly vis a vis ergo Australopithecus naugahyde gas pump

I was today years old when i learned that the Spice Girls are a “supergroup.”

LPT: take your stilts off first

🎵 if i was green, i would dye! 🎶

Holy fucking passive language, Batman. Sounds like he passed quietly, in his bed, with a belly full of wine and a mouth on his cock.

Cue up Ace of Base…

Gonna need a source for that claim

I too shall continue my boycott that begin in 1981

X to doubt

I always preferred a school free drug zone.

You sayin’ a pizza wouldn’t make a curved shadow if lit from the right perspective?

Checkmate, globe fundie.

it had to take longer than 3 seconds to type that.

And yet, here you are, like Oliver Twist, hat in hand asking “please sir, may i have a link?”

cough

Dykes on Bikes vs Chix with Dix on the mainstage at this year’s Battle of the Bands!

Monopoly, if I’m looking to have a bad time.

Peewee German, the Nosferatu

And do unicorns still populate this land of make believe?