If there was a god, she went to the store for a pack of cigarettes a loooooooooooong time ago.

A vote for Bart is a vote for ANARCHY!

Mr Weebl is a legend.

Well, then, check this out.

It’s on the wrong side…

“This man was a father… a husband. Ok… so was Marty.”

You silly Federation Ka-nigits!

I’d say these views are more mainstream than you might know.

I’m so fucking tired of the word “cringe” lately.

“Me and the boys was wonderin’ if we could go family style on 'er…?”

He looks like he wants excretes cheese.

Pretty disappointing. Actually married an art therapist, and holy fuck, would not recommend.

As for going to therapy, i tried it and quit after the third therapist that didn’t want to listen to me, but instead wanted to convert me to Southern Baptist. At this point, my trauma and i are old friends.

SO CLOSE! You’re making cm002’s argument for them.

You’re correct, mb. I’m smashing like two or three of them together.

“He needs MONEY!”

St. George Carlin

Please explain how the words you used don’t mean what the words you used mean. Pretty please.

The ratio of unicorns to leprechauns

Out another diverse chick in it and make her gay and lame.

Ftfy.

Who sends messages to nobody…?!

whoosh