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minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 days agoEvery Christian knows that Jesus’ miracle with the loaves and fishes was just a mistranslation, and it really read Wings and Fries in the original Aramaic. So Jesus would approve of going to Hooters. Carry on.
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoI mean there’s literally a story about Jesus dining with prostitutes. Dude was down to party.
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoYes, and if you’re a star they let you part the red sea.
Every Christian knows that Jesus’ miracle with the loaves and fishes was just a mistranslation, and it really read Wings and Fries in the original Aramaic. So Jesus would approve of going to Hooters.
Carry on.
I mean there’s literally a story about Jesus dining with prostitutes. Dude was down to party.
Yes, and if you’re a star they let you part the red sea.