I’ve only been to two therapists. Mostly because it’s so much goddamned work just to get an appointment, let alone talk to someone. So many unreturned calls and ignored emails. So many broken websites.

The first therapist I tried I had a great initial visit, tried scheduling a follow-up and the front desk people were unresponsive, then got a message that my therapist was no longer with that office. Dunno if he died or moved but I can’t find the dude.

Three years later I tried again at a different office, got told that in Japan ADHD doesn’t exist and that i needed to buy a light therapy panel to open my third eye.

I’m tired boss