NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!
Irony truly is dead.
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He ends a bunch of his tweets that way, he’s very strange.
And then he eats his hamberder too.
Thank you for attention to hamberder
Many such cases.
He’s read a few work-emails recently (by accident, naturally) and some of their jargon seems to have stuck with him.
It wasn’t before already?
There’s always a tweet:

Getting these vibes

Wanna take a trip to the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum and liberate this banner for the memes?
Congress?? Hello?

They’re too busy changing their pants after their wishes finally came true
“So we still get paid and we don’t have to do anything? That’s amazing! Haha, but why do I have to face the wall for this part?”
Nah, they’re all on the phone with their stockbrokers.
You laugh but several members of Congress bought stocks in defense contractors shortly before this military operation
I wasn’t joking.
It’s weird to laugh in a time like this. Thank you, I guess.
Sometimes laughing is all we can do in times like this
In 2001 when The US authorized use of force on Al-Qaeda that, along with The 1973 war powers resolution gave the president (as in the position of president, not just Bush) unlimited ability to bomb anyone loosely associated with Al-Qaeda in perpetuity.
It’s what allowed Bush, then Obama, then Trump, and then Biden, and now Trump again, to use the military as they see fit for performing military operations against basically any state and group in the middle east.

It’s not a meme, it’s real

Why would I fight? I’ll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.
My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Everyone does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.
Please also make it wild as well, I really liked west world and that animation where Johnny depp is a chameleon in case you want some examples of what I’d vote for.
All US Marshalls will be androids, so you feel ok shooting them while living as an outlaw.
You will need a Bachelor’s in some liberal arts degree to qualify for the outlaw profession. Outlaws pay taxes only every other year, and are categorized as “self-employed” so you have to track your own taxes.
The photo should just be an Israeli flag.
We killed a bunch of people but now I want peace…
I punched you but please don’t hit me back or I’ll cry.
Soy Right, at it again
A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site…NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!
How the F*** can anyone use these two lines in a single paragraph. Absurdity here is comical
War is Peace. Freedom is slavery.
And now for your Five Minute Hate.Subjugation is liberation? Contradiction is truth?
A perfect presentation of American thinking.
" we bomb you to have peace with you"
That line sounds like it was written directly by Netanyahu himself.
That’s because they are the same genocidal, colonialist state.
“We had to destroy the village in order to save it.”
Comical is… A word. I’m not even a smoker, but I feel like a cigarette and some liqueur.
I’m so fucking tired…
We come in peace
^shoot to kill^
He really wants that Nobel Prize Obama got for waging 13 wars so he have to up the game.
GWAR has entered the chat.

Just saw this earlier.
This was new to me, but confirmed true by Snopes
Please tell me none of these bombs were nukes…
Fucking amazing.
PNAC gets its way in the end, despite at least 40% of Trump’s rise to political prominence being due to him being one of the few Republicans to criticize… you know, all the pointless meddling and wars in the ME.
… And Trump is almost single handedly responsible for all of this.
He tore up the nuke deal Obama made. He massively mismanaged every element of the Israeli/Palestine situation. Fucking stepson Kushner’s gonna figure it out, don’t worry.
Oh yeah lets piss off everyone and move the embassy to Jerusalem.
Beyond contemptible.
The man is a demon.
Kefka?
Is Trump Kefka, or is that an insult to Kefka?
Fucking childish demon clown that just wants to blow up the whole world so he can feel special.
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They were not.
Hitting nuclear facilities with conventional weapons is just dirty bombs with extra steps. These attacks are a number of international high crimes, including the nonproliferation treaty.
Well, at least for once, something could actually be worse.
But of course tomorrow will happen so then that metric gets reset.
I’d rather not be in the world of ruin timeline.
Stupid cunt actually wrote “Thank you for your attention to this matter.” Like he’s some douche reminding you to pay a bill.
Scummy landlord’s gonna scummy landlord.
May the US Empire crumble to dust, its only vestiges a dark stain on human existence for future historians to look on with disgust.
I don’t wanna jinx it, but
It would be hilarious if Trump’s, Israel’s and Iran’s actions end up triggering significant climate action out of the sheer cost of continuing to burn oil. The last fuel crisis in the 70s actually caused significant amounts of research into alternatives and some interesting electric vehicles were actually released during that time
Hate to be that guy but -> “Total global Civilizational Collapse by 2050” is being tossed around. And going by the past absolute fuckery of prediction skills, that means we got at best till 2040… No history or historians, just slow climate death and extinction for all.
Doubt it. Climate change is already happening, but we can mitigate its effects the earlier we tackle it. Plus, no idea who is floating the collapse idea around.
“Total global Civilizational Collapse by 2050” is being tossed around
By whom?
Idiots toss around a lot of stuff.

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Noting like dropping bombs while professing a desire for peace.
The peace of the grave.
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You can always count on the USA to start new wars.
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