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Oiconomia@feddit.de to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

You shall paint your fences in the same white to ward of demons

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You shall paint your fences in the same white to ward of demons

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Oiconomia@feddit.de to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works
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    “The sacred decrees of our community resonate: no vehicle of steel shall linger upon our streets. Should you dare defy this directive, the formidable shadows of authority shall swiftly descend upon thee.”

    • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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      “Our most vengeful of all punishments! A six dollar fee!”

    • CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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      no vehicle of steel shall linger upon our streets.

      Parks F150 in the street

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        aha but that’s not a vehicle, it’s a mobile building.

  • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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    I’d be a lot more open to HOAs if I had any class. But I’m one of the rednecks they want to regulate, so I hate them. It’s my lawn, not yours!

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      LOL, I just hauled home a 21’ kayak and chunked it in the yard. Come at me!

      • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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        I see I am with my people where I belong.

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    So, if I speak in d&d terminology, I can selfishly abuse you by telling you what you can and can’t do?

    I’d be a lot more open to HOAs if they just fucked off and went away.

    • DragonTypeWyvern
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      The only good HOA is a disbanded HOA

  • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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    *off, council’s

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