• Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    “So, like, you can just conjure up a gun out of a brick?”

    “It’s more complicated than that! You have to do a bunch of math and science and draw a circle and stuff”

    “Okay, sure… but then you can just create a gun. Or you can science water into wine. Or any dirty liquid into clean water. Or medicine? You can turn dust into medicine. Using nothing but your brain and a stick of chalk.”

    “Well, yes! Isn’t it cool!”

    “And what did you say your title was, again?”

    “The big fucking gun alchemist, why?”