someone, at some point, took the biggest dump in history. and didn’t even know it
It was Bono’s dad
They suspected. They couldn’t confirm it.
My $ is that it’s been someone in the last 30 years who is a big eater with an opiate habit.
``Doesn’t seem fair if you count diarrhea. All that water weight.
If so, it’s probably someone with cholera
I am currently in process. Haven’t stopped pooping for 17 years.
That’s probably why the YMCA won’t let you in.
You should see a doctor for that
The doctors made me this way I’m not sure what they’re gonna do to help
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You load 3.5 tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in shit
St. Peter, don’t you call me 'cause I can’t go
My toilet over-flows on the company floor
Rookie numbers
OP is full of shit.
How many miles of feces? Are we talking to the scale of as long as the Panama canal, the length of New York, around the equator, or to the moon (and back)?
The average density of human feces is approximately 1.06 grams per milliliter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_fecesNormal stool (Type 4) typically has a diameter of about 1 to 2 cm http://d2xk4h2me8pjt2.cloudfront.net/webjc/attachments/73/57bbee4-bristol-stool-chart.pdf
Radius = 0.75 cm
Density = 1.06 g/cm³
Mass = 3,500,000 g
Volume = 3,500,000 / 1.06 = ~3,301,887 cm³
Cross-sectional area = π × 0.75² = ~1.767 cm²
Length = 3,301,887 / 1.767 = ~1,868,000 cm = 18,680 m = 18.7 km
So 18.7km or 11.6 miles
Type 4 Bristol scale or are we talking some other stool types
It’s log scale.
Mom look im finally above average
Those are rookie numbers!
I need a visual
Of what, a metric shit-ton?
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A metric half shit-ton.
3 and a half metric shit tons.
How much cum?
I feel like I’m trending in line to make at least like 6 metric tons of shit. 3.5 seems low.
My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.
I’m going for the high score
