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LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al to memes@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

Happened to me today

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Happened to me today

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LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al to memes@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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  • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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    The worst are the ones taking biometric photos for the id card in Germany.

    You always look like ass on them

    • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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      One might generously call it resting bitch face but, if we’re honest, that’s clearly serial murderer face on my ID.

      • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        Mine is somewhere between mad scientist and meth user

  • ftbd@feddit.org
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    I always feel like reflections in a window make me look better than the mirror does. Maybe it’s just the lighting

  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    Y’all get lemongrass?

  • snoons@lemmy.ca
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    Checkout camera? ;s;

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      Is rumored that the Target self check cameras show you the most unflattering image of yourself so that you will want to avoid stealing and getting that photo on the news.

      And that people are less likely to steal when they can actually see themselves on camera, vs just seeing the camera itself.

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        Is rumored that the Target self check cameras show you the most unflattering image of yourself so that you will want to avoid stealing and getting that photo on the news.

        Pretty genius actually 😂

    • can@sh.itjust.works
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      Some self-checkouts have them.

      • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world
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        They do, but the cameras aren’t streamed anywhere. Source, used to work in assets protection. They are strictly a deterrent

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      If you’re American, yes. As far as I’ve seen, every grocery store self checkout station has some sort of camera.

      • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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        Ah, here in Germany they don’t as far as i’ve seen. There’s already cameras at the ceiling overlooking the whole store

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    So the end of the rainbow to target is a death trap for white women. Got it.

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    Happened to me today

    How do you write this from the grave then?

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      They got better

      • Lembot_0002@lemm.ee
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        Yeah, lemongrass can do miracles to cholera…

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