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minus-squareLupus@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 个月前Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 个月前Lemme try: “She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.” How’d i do?
minus-squareLupus@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 个月前Good start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer. Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.” Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 个月前Ok, how about: “She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”
Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
Lemme try:
“She caught me peeing in the sink. Again.”
How’d i do?
Good start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.
Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.”
Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
Ok, how about:
“She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”