Previous move:
- BlueSky transferred ownership to Sopuli.
- Tumblr gave their King a skateboard.
- Discord’s Bishops are on a 1-week leave to elect a new pope.
- Reddit alphabetized their back rank.
Change our king into a tech CEO, time to embrace, extend extinguish.
I vote Ballmer.
+4 and set the color to green
research iron working
Just In case no one is gonna comment, knight f3. Probably a dumb move, I’m not that good.
I play the magic card, Pot of Greed. Pot of Greed allows me to draw two cards from my deck.
Drop the International Space Station on Sonic
Alternatively:
Deploy Amy Rose to chase Sonic off the board with incessant fangirling marriage proposals.
logo to I6
Change the logo to fediverse logo, give torches to zombies
Throw down toxic spikes and return ownership to Bluesky
Have the pawns revolt and institute a constitutional monarchy.
Conduct a Comsat Station Scan at I8 to simultaneous scan for lurkers and also let mom know its ok that you’re missing dinner.
Turn our pawns into the mice from Chu-Chu rocket.
Construct mega chessatron.
One oniõ blooms as a tulip 🌷
(The consequences will come to bear later)
Put a cannon on Kamchatka
