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    1 day ago

    I’m just going to jump on the bandwagon and helpfully say; think of the universe as a large expanding paper bag.

    Initially it was flat, but then the bagger expanded it in the third dimension and put bananas in it. Imagine now that you are one of those bananas, but oh no, here comes the 2L Pepsi bottle ready to crush us. Thankfully the bagger takes us out of the bag first, puts the cola bottle in, and then puts us back in on top.

    And that’s why I believe in God