When your foot 🦶 touches the paper 📄 it transports you into a parallel universe 🌌 where your bank account 💵 is half of what it should be and you weigh 10lbs 🪨more. This is what they 👿 are taking from you 🤡! Changes are coming! Power to the peephole!
peepholepeehole!FTFY
Power to the peehole?
Aka Sounding with Voltage
Peepee go brrrrrrr
It’s going to take generations of scribes to decipher this moon speak.
They’re saying that they were brought into the world without their consent and are forced to follow rules they never agreed to.
In principle it is a valid greivance, however they probably got a dui or a divorce or some other legal issue they see as unfair.
Here is my gift to you of a totally crazy sovcitty filing in the Alberta court.
I want this entire transcript in my will, and hope my loved ones try and figure it out.
I’m not entirely certain that our species has generations left.
I’ll take “What in the Actual Hell Are You Trying to Say” for $1,000 Alex.
This is actually a straight forward explanation of what sovcits believe.
The fact that its Incomprehensible unless you dipped head first into the river idiot is a feature for them, not a bug.
This feels more like someone trolling that Facebook group.
I could feel the brain cells dying as I read this.
Doesn’t help that their spelling and grammar are shit.
If you spell the words right, they get control over you!
Oh noez, they’re going to “still” my inheritance?! Jumpin’ jelly beans, Batman – we gotta do something!
It’s an almost refreshing form of crazy. They may be delusional AF, but at the end of it it just seems to me they want off this terrible capitalist treadmill that consumes us all. I can sympathize.
Really it’s less crazy to me at the end of the day than the fact that I, as an American citizen, have contributed materially to turning Gaza to rubble, less crazy than turning Iraq to rubble, less crazy than propping up climate destroying industries for muh’ economy.
Less crazy than paying a landlord for the right not to be homeless, less crazy than paying insurance companies who add no value to anything and somehow get to dictate healthcare.
Fuck ya take your feet prints back, nothing but love from me on this one
Unfortunately, it’s not that innocent. There are sovcit sites run by grifters that sell fake passports, license plates, court documents, reference papers with the sovcit magic words to get out of a traffic stop, etc.
keep posting these, these are good somehow, i couldn’t come up with that myself.
Here is a vexatious litigant court filing from the Alberta court which is vaguely sovcitty and hilarious to read:
They really do this so that cops don’t have to do their jobs and can use the provably wrong pseudoscience of finger/foot prints to automatically assign a crime to a person.
Isn’t this a thing just for the parents?
Sounds like a corporation telling me how breathing air from their AC unit gave them the rights to sell my personal data. Sovcits don’t sound that crazy to me. They just need money and lawyers and all the shit they say would work.
