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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

You mean they didn't accept your fake sovcit passport, sovcit?

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You mean they didn't accept your fake sovcit passport, sovcit?

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Did find his plate though.

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          I think that’s part of the magik. It doesn’t work if everything is spelled correctly.

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        “Make my illegal license plate as noticeable as possible, please.”

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          I can see how a tired cop would maybe miss the one that say Private, because they’re kind of nondescript, but this one is wild.

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        I see his issue. It says Republic of Texas but has State of Texas seal. Rookie mistake

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      Dang, he doesn’t say. Did she wave her arms and hypnotize the jail clerk like the vampires on What We Do In The Shadows? Who knows.

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        Careful, that might net you a Masquerade violation.

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      Probably those with the “In god we trust” printed over… and it was an error, should’ve left him there.

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    I’m actually shocked that they decided to get the carry license.

    Of course they’ve now contracted with the government and all bets are off.

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      That’s how they get ya!

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    This shit works on them because it’s all fake.

    But they don’t yet understand that the fake stuff backed up with guns is slightly less fake.

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      Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence and cops are basically an occupying army. Your know what I mean?

      Dimension20

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        Brennan Lee Mulligan never fucking misses. I love that in the Bingo episode of Game Changers, one of Brennan’s bingo squares was “anticapitalist rant” and it got stamped almost immediately.

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        You could said that is a Citations Needed quote and would be right too.

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    Yes, you can carry without a license in Texas. I’m assuming either they have priors, or it’s unregistered, and that’s why they charged him with illegal possession.

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      What? A person like this who very obviously follows the spirit and letter of the law has priors?

      Was it in a courtroom with a fringe on the flag? Because that doesn’t count since it’s maritime law.

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      you don’t have to register firearms in most states, including Texas

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      Maybe something to do with being armed while committing a crime? Yeah, your gun carrying rights go right out the fucking window if you’re criming.

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    Instant 5 stars with that passport card ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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      His plate:

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        Bold to display “Non-US Citizen” on your vehicle. In this day age. In fucking Texas.

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          He’s Hispanic too, so it’s extra mins boggling.

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        Gues the 9-109 law they cite is for recreational vehicles, golf cars and that they ignore other paragraphs where it specify some vehicle characteristics to be except of licensing.

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      5 stars and 2 thumbs up

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    “My anti-law spells didn’t work. I’m being oppressed!”

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    Somehow I believe that the author is withholding information.

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      Despite Texas being so gun-friendly, it’s probably something with “possession of a firearm during commission of a crime” or something.

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    I don’t know who was the biggest idiot in this story, the sovshit or his sister who was stupid enough to bail him out.

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      Well the sister will get a nice coupon in return for her deed. Also this dude is Hispanic in Texas, and messing with the cops right now under those circumstances sure seems stupid.

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    I bet that if I don’t know that jackass I’m no more than one degree of separation from him. I know tons of these folks up in East Texas.

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