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minus-squareCarbonIceDragon@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·8 个月前I mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·8 个月前… Antarctica doesn’t seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn’t deport him back to us. Could we Try there?
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·8 个月前So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There’s entire deserts that would love to have him
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 个月前You make a good point. The sand consumes all.
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 个月前You’d be wrong there, they have police and they are in fact strict, the US marshal system does not fuck around.
minus-squareJesusaurus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 个月前Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?
minus-squareneoman4426@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up19·8 个月前Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It’s interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·8 个月前To be perfectly honest, I’m not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.
minus-squarechildOfMagenta@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 个月前Aren’t the calculations easy? The energy is insane though.
minus-squaretrolololol@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 个月前Oh now you want to risk these unstable geniuses to be the first things aliens find about earth?
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 个月前Where is Superman when we need him?
minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 个月前The ocean, out of an helicopter. It’s what they voted for.
I mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.
… Antarctica doesn’t seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn’t deport him back to us.
Could we Try there?
So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There’s entire deserts that would love to have him
You make a good point.
The sand consumes all.
You’d be wrong there, they have police and they are in fact strict, the US marshal system does not fuck around.
Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?
How about the sun?
Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It’s interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun
To be perfectly honest, I’m not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.
Aren’t the calculations easy? The energy is insane though.
Oh now you want to risk these unstable geniuses to be the first things aliens find about earth?
Where is Superman when we need him?
The ocean, out of an helicopter. It’s what they voted for.
Colombia? Duh.
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