-Easier birth control: Make the egg into an omelette

-Relaxed child support laws: Requires deliberate decision to incubate the egg

-Clean packaged periods: Egg = No mess!

Although, there would be stories about partners hiding fertilized eggs: Instead of unplanned parenthood we would have unconsensual parenthood

There’s probably more nuances I am missing. But do discuss it in the comments.

  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    2 months ago

    “ohh yeah cum inside me” will now be changed into “ohh yeah bukkake right onto this egg i just laid”

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      2 months ago

      Ops focus on a singular “nicely packaged “ egg made me unable to consider anything else then bird eggs.

      I was so confused by your comment, i had to look it up.